inmytwistedfairytale:

HE HANDED THAT SHIT TO HIMMMMM

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latenightseth:

Amy Poehler’s reaction to Chris Pratt’s surprise package is priceless.

Before you say yes, get him angry. See him scared, see him wanting, see him sick. Stress changes a person. Find out if he drinks and if he does, get him drunk - you’ll learn more about his sober thoughts. Discover his addictions. See if he puts you in front of them. You can’t change people, baby girl. If they are made one way, it doesn’t just wear off. If you hate how he acts when he’s out of it now, you’re going to hate it much worse eight years down the road. You might love him to bits but it doesn’t change that some people just don’t fit.
inkskinned, “My father’s recipe for the man I should marry” (via fr-eklz)

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payneful0ve:

ridge:

this is that one vine that you always have to watch when it comes on your dashboard 

Just. Watch. It.

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furbearingbrick:

vampirequeeneffeffia:

rita-haxx:

Fucking Christ

These are technically still facts.

buzzkill facts totally need to be a thing

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nosdrinker:

i don’t know what these are but i love them

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